"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

Looks like the coroner is here again. Hello, Linda! We’ve got the new Panic! At The Disco album in. *whispers* I’ve been selling her blank CD’s for years now and telling her that’s Panic! At The Disco’s aesthetic. That they just release completely silent songs with no dials, on albums with no tracks or cover art and no name. It’s really funny. Except for, their new album really did come out and it’s called ‘Quit Fabricating Our Musical Career, Michelle’ so I’m a little freaked out by that. But also, I think I’m really impacting the future of music.
Michelle from Dark Owl Records, Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 53: The September Monologues (via castiel-is-my-homeboy)
wtnv fandom: CECIL WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
wtnv fandom: INTRO'S EMPTY
wtnv fandom: NO WEATHER
wtnv fandom: PROVERB GONE
wtnv fandom: YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HURT
wtnv fandom: YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN
wtnv fandom: of course, I don't blame you, Steve dear
53 - The September Monologues - Maybe the Weather
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meveret:

In which WTNV jokes at its own trope.

spoliamag:

“Bees are the smallest of birds. They are born from the bodies of oxen, or from the decaying flesh of slaughtered calves; worms form in the flesh and then turn into bees. Bees live in community, choose the most noble among them as king, have wars, and make honey. Their laws are based on custom, but the king does not enforce the law; rather the lawbreakers punish themselves by stinging themselves to death. Bees are afraid of smoke and are excited by noise. Each has its own duty: guarding the food supply, watching for rain, collecting dew to make honey, and making wax from flowers.”
From a medieval bestiary.

spoliamag:

Bees are the smallest of birds. They are born from the bodies of oxen, or from the decaying flesh of slaughtered calves; worms form in the flesh and then turn into bees. Bees live in community, choose the most noble among them as king, have wars, and make honey. Their laws are based on custom, but the king does not enforce the law; rather the lawbreakers punish themselves by stinging themselves to death. Bees are afraid of smoke and are excited by noise. Each has its own duty: guarding the food supply, watching for rain, collecting dew to make honey, and making wax from flowers.”

From a medieval bestiary.

Any advice for freshman going into highschool?
Anonymous

bewbin:

dont call the sophmores more soft becuase they will start flexing in front of you and ask if u lift

reallyreallyreallytrying:

[infiltrates biker gang] i hear picnics and outdoor games are illegal now. who wants to meet at the park this afternoon & break the law

reallyreallyreallytrying:

you hear about these nudes that leaked? whose idea was it to store juice in priceless botticellis, is my question. catch you later.

me nd my robot gf

robodatefriend:

me: bb ur hands r so cold

gf: THAT IS BECAUSE I AM MADE OF METAL

zazzle-poetry:

buy here
Buzzcocks - Harmony In My Head
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k-a-t-i-e-:

Buzzcocks - Harmony In My Head

Baby: m..m..m-
Mother: memes?
Baby: mama
Mother:
Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment
Wilco - Nothing'severgonnastandinmyway (Again)
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