look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable
who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
in a way i really like my headcanons about the dynamic between remus and sirius but it just makes me ship wolfstar all the less? or maybe all the more, but just in a different way than most people… certainly i don’t think there’s any way they were ever *secretly together*. but their relationship is fun to think about nevertheless.
because for some reason, i get the feeling that out of all the marauders sirius and remus got along the worst.
and i don’t think i’m the only one to have picked this up, either, because i’ve seen a lot of (usually non-wolfstar-inclined) fics where sirius is less than keen on including remus in the group, or where remus and sirius fall out after the snape-werewolf debacle. maybe it’s the fact that both considered each other the spy during the last days of the war, or the fact that sirius almost used his friend’s condition for murder (although i doubt sirius saw it that way, more on that later)
the following is pure speculation and headcanon
The very first Peanuts strip, October 2, 1950
in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
requested. art by @offcolored
Misogynists HATE her! Local woman is woman
this is my favourite vine ever and I will never get tired of it