newspaper comics are a whole other world where anything goes and jokes are optional
what do i do on tumbler
get in your mum’s car
haven’t heard that one before
oh, you dont have any crystals? then what’s this [points to salt] and this [points to sugar] and this [opens cupboard to reveal huge geode]
the most dangerous animal in the jungle… is now the most dangerous animal on the streets. drugs hippopotamus: the movie. bye
if you’ve ever liked my selfie you’re going to heaven
dad shares wisdom
donating my body to science, to presumably make test tubes out of. dont know how its done but they’re welcome to it. as long as they don’t do experiments
the clouds looked nice
I can’t fucking stand it when people say stuff like “oh every 13 year old think they’re bi” because:
I didn’t let myself DARE think it.
I was TERRIFIED to find myself attracted to multiple genders…
because biphobic assholes kept insisting bi wasn’t real and I thought something was horribly wrong with me.
The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool