grimelords:

newspaper comics are a whole other world where anything goes and jokes are optional

grimelords:

newspaper comics are a whole other world where anything goes and jokes are optional

latitiasimmonds:

dramatic-ninja:

latitiasimmonds:

what do i do on tumbler

get in your mum’s car

haven’t heard that one before

latitiasimmonds:

dramatic-ninja:

latitiasimmonds:

what do i do on tumbler

get in your mum’s car

haven’t heard that one before

reallyreallyreallytrying:

oh, you dont have any crystals? then what’s this [points to salt] and this [points to sugar] and this [opens cupboard to reveal huge geode]

reallyreallyreallytrying:

the most dangerous animal in the jungle… is now the most dangerous animal on the streets. drugs hippopotamus: the movie. bye

theanti90smovement:

if you’ve ever liked my selfie you’re going to heaven

feelknower1993:

dad shares wisdom

feelknower1993:

dad shares wisdom

reallyreallyreallytrying:

donating my body to science, to presumably make test tubes out of. dont know how its done but they’re welcome to it. as long as they don’t do experiments

borinq:

the clouds looked nice 

borinq:

the clouds looked nice 

sundrycreations:

I can’t fucking stand it when people say stuff like “oh every 13 year old think they’re bi” because:

I didn’t.

I didn’t let myself DARE think it.

I was TERRIFIED to find myself attracted to multiple genders…

because biphobic assholes kept insisting bi wasn’t real and I thought something was horribly wrong with me.

zazzle-poetry:

leave no doubt

africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

trashking2k14:

davekat:

I WANT A CURRENT GENERATION OF HOGWARTS STUDENTS THAT SPEAK IN MEMEss

someone tries to send the entire script of bee movie as a howler