me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
me making small talk: oh you find this weather pleasant? as a human i find this weather pleasant as well because it allows me to maintain thermal homeostasis with minimal calorie expenditure. yes just a normal human here on Earth Planet. now let us exchange the bonding gesture of “high five,” fellow earthling
My water bottle makes it look like ninja turtles are doing anal
What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave
Millions of citizens nationwide could be heard muttering “God, why are you so stupid?” to themselves after realizing they had looked to an elected official for some kind of solution.
Elf Power | Visions of the Sea
My friend Johnny wrote this song. He is also playing guitar/singing/writing on my album when I record it this month. I’m so happy to know and work with such talented people.
school started hah
Hands Reversed - Tokyo Police Club
But when you feel like you’re a million then I feel like I’m a grand
For I am an engine and I’m holding on
Through endless revisions to state what I mean
For sweetness alone who flew out through the window
And landed back home in a garden of green
|—||A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via 33113)|