babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

grinderman2:

me making small talk: oh you find this weather pleasant? as a human i find this weather pleasant as well because it allows me to maintain thermal homeostasis with minimal calorie expenditure. yes just a normal human here on Earth Planet. now let us exchange the bonding gesture of “high five,” fellow earthling

zazzle-poetry:

buy here
stellarsloth:

My water bottle makes it look like ninja turtles are doing anal

stellarsloth:

My water bottle makes it look like ninja turtles are doing anal

I’m 12 and I smoke memes so fuck the shut up
cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

theonion:

Millions of citizens nationwide could be heard muttering “God, why are you so stupid?” to themselves after realizing they had looked to an elected official for some kind of solution.

theonion:

Millions of citizens nationwide could be heard muttering “God, why are you so stupid?” to themselves after realizing they had looked to an elected official for some kind of solution.

Elf Power - Visions Of The Sea
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elephant6collective:

Elf Power | Visions of the Sea

jimmysphone:

My friend Johnny wrote this song. He is also playing guitar/singing/writing on my album when I record it this month. I’m so happy to know and work with such talented people. 

charleskinbote:

"melted butter"

school started hah

Tokyo Police Club - Hands Reversed
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highliday:

Hands Reversed - Tokyo Police Club

But when you feel like you’re a million then I feel like I’m a grand

Neutral Milk Hotel - Engine
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du-og-meg:

For I am an engine and I’m holding on
Through endless revisions to state what I mean
For sweetness alone who flew out through the window
And landed back home in a garden of green

lullaby

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)